Russian-English translation of an article for a personal blog

This kind of work was based on a topic of a popular blogger, who asked for creative translation of the original post of her. So I tried to follow her desires, included slang words and recreate some of the additional metaphors but without changing comfortable and recognizable form of her text. So that is the example of my work with an article for a personal blog – auditory-oriented essay based on up-to-date theme.